Napoleon

Napoleon is langjam350's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. This is where langjam350 gets most of his shortness from.

Proof
langjam350 is short. Napoleon was short. Napoleon lost to Russia. SonicPika knows a lot about Russia. Coincidence? I think not. *EDIT* SonicPika is actually the reincarnate of Richard Nixon. Please call him Nixon.